Bush Loses three debates in succession

OK, enough rage, let's just start taunting again. In order to try and calm us we have hacked into the genome project and quickly patented and cloned the Angora Tapir which not only provide soothing wuffles on demand, but also the hair for lovely soft sweaters. We feel better now.
Apeboy had fun the other day by trying to defend the illegal almost-unilateral invasion of a sovereign country by reminding the next President that he had forgotten Poland. Not that we have anything against Poland, you understand, , we warmly welcome them and their sausages to the European family, but for a statement of policy and support for the most powerful nation on Earth, it's kind of lame. Lamer than a giant centipede walking over broken glass.
The next exciting news comes via the wonderful BoingBoing which keeps everyone updated on all things geek. Apparently, it's clear that Bush is now bionic! In the same vein as Neal Stephenson's Interface a presidential candidate has been hardwired to have his answers spoken to him directly into his brain. This miracle of miniaturisation as exposed when someone noticed a hunch on his back and remembered the Muzak speech commemorating D Day.
Here are the debates in .torrent form.
Because we love you all so much, we thought we'd share the product of our own cyborg projects. So enamoured were we with the Angora Tapirs, we thought we would replace the Bradley M1A1 Wildebeest which guard our Fortress of Solitude with a new generation of

Sniper Tapirs. They love you, but hate Bush. Why? Because Bush Loses.