Friday, September 24, 2004

Bush Loses Second Consecutive Day

We hope the lovely dawn chorus roused you from your bed this morning. You are still alive, unlike the many people who have had to die to keep GW in power, so rejoice in your good fortune. As it stands, we are seeing an upsurge in support for acceptance that Bush loses. Small fliers have been hidden in your sock drawer, and nametags reading "BUSH LOSES" can now be found in your jim-jams. Sleep well.
Oh, make sure you visit this site before retiring.